Saturday, November 29, 2008

It Don't Mean a Thang if You Ain't Got That Slang

I thought it best that I start off this page with a guide to British slang. Some of it is humorous and some just helpful to understand on your travels so you don't get caught unawares. I will make updates to this list as I learn more, but these are just some I picked up living in Croydon.


Slag: prostitute


Spliff: a joint


To nick: to steal


Skiver: slacker


Take the mick(ey): to make a joke at someone's expense


Happy slapping: An adolescent, violent prank that involves smacking a person in the face, usually strangers, and filming the victim's shocked reaction on mobile video phones.


Taking a piss: making a joke at someone's expense


Having a laugh: again, making a joke at someone's expense


(Am I seeing a pattern here??!)


Pissed: drunk


Pants: something that sucks


Spluttering: when you cough or sneeze and spit sprays out


Wally: an idiot


Prat: an idiot


Not a sausage: nothing


Got the hump: when someone is being moody


In a strop/stroppy: when someone is being moody


Lost the plot: when someone's gone crazy


Palava: in a bit of a situation or "pickle" if you will


Off your face: very drunk


Hooter: nose


Gob: mouth


Git: unlikeable person

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